cornhusker

The act of ejaculating on to a woman who is standing at the bottom of a grain silo while you are standing on top of the silo.

-"I heard Old Man Jenkins impregnated his wife by way of the cornhusker."

-"What a legend."

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Stanley Yelnats

The act of standing back to back with your significant other, bending over and having sex backwards. (your butt-cheeks should be touching and your penis should be between your legs.)

-"Have you read Holes?"

-"No, but I am an expert on Stanley Yelnats."

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