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When you insert a cucumber into a vagina
In an attempt to put a spark back in our sex life, my wife allowed me to give her a pickling.
When you have to fart but hold it in for so long, you hear it gurgle back into your tummy.
Gillian: Dude, what's that noise?
Lillian: Yo man, I just retrofarted to save you from my wicked SBD.