trophy wife

1. a title many women only wish they were pretty enough to attain.

2. myself in 5 years

3. being paid to wake up and look cute everyday, as well as have a lot of sex and give a lot of head.

Oh how I wish I were a trophy wife.

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alcohol

a special serum that makes you horny.

I drank so much alcohol I had sex with a horse... I was desperate.

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boyfriend

A fake title used for fucking rights.

I met this guy who wanted to be my boyfriend just so he could fuck me. We barely talk.

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lipstick

the pink tip that exposes itself from a male dog's penile cover when said animal is sexually aroused.

The dog's lipstick is always protruding.. he must really like you. Prepare to be humped!

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