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Spooky

Consuming colossal amounts of alcohol and commiting deleterious acts amungst your own community.

Lets get spooky tonight king

by the king of all hens January 2, 2010

40👍 37👎


neeauh

The sound exerted from ones trap when he/she spots a decent looking skanky he/she would consider banging.

So, there I was again. Mixing a slush at needs and I noticed that a butterface strolled into needs. Neeauh Neeauh Neeeeeeaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuughhhhhhh

by the king of all hens May 22, 2010


Slip a few in

Eye your target and decide whether you will insert one or multiple fingies into a moist, loosened, wet, well shaven, maintained, no stank, puss.

I was coming home from the hospital, listening to my, two ten inch subs, you know, pumpin some akon, right now now now, and i was recollecting of how i previously slip a few in the night before in dat hot skanky. Jalina ;) Who was not near my age nor legal.

by the king of all hens January 2, 2010

13👍 5👎