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When you helicopter with your penis then ejaculate
Bro I phurricaned all over her face last night
The most hypocritical team in baseball. "Yankees are overpaid". Is the most hypocritical statement that a red six fan can say. Their fucking payroll is right under the Yankees so I guess they're overpaid cocksucking monkeyfucking pussys who have only 7 world series rings as a franchise . Yogi Bera has fucking 10 himself!! And the franchise has 27 and its younger than the red sox so I guess the Yankees are better. Plus New York's a more important state. Go Yankees!!!!!!!
The boston red sox are heterophobes and suck gorilla dick
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A book of complete horse shit. It makes no fucking sense and explains nothing!
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When someone has the urge to scratch at their crab infection. Usually in the no no area
Dude, you be itchin' in the kitchen like crazy man
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The initials used by BJ Upton of the Tampa Bay Rays. He's retarded cuz his name is Melvin Emanuel.
Son: Dad, what does the BJ mean for BJ Upton stand for?
Dad: Bo-Jangles son.
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A transvestite that went from woman to man that has a huge penis made from the skin from there ass, boobs, and wenis.
Ew that shemale got a Mammoth Tusk.
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