smelling salt

A maneuver in which you have sex with somebody who is unconcious WITH THE HOPE THAT your doing so will revive them.

Note: this is different from something like sleepysex, in that your goal is to fix the situation rather than exploit it.

(Named after medicinal smelling salt, which produces such a potent smell that it can awaken an unconscious person.)

"I've tried everything I could think of, but the patient is still out cold."
"Hold on, doctor, there's still one thing you didn't think of...." (pulls down pants)
"Ah, yes, give her some smelling salt."

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sleepysex

Somnophilia. A fetish in which a person fantasizes about having sex with somebody who is unconscious at the time.

This is different from necrophilia in that the object is still alive at the time of intercourse.

"Don't pass out in front of him."
"Why not?"
"Really into sleepysex, that one."

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HOW BOUT NOOOO

Code for "Let's have anal sex" (see example).

Guy: Hey, wanna suck my cock?
Gal: HOW BOUT NOOOO
Guy: That'd be okay, too!
Gal: (removes panties and bends over)

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finishing move

A maneuver used at the end of a fight, after your opponent has been weakened into submission, designed to kill the opponent.

(Derived from the original Mortal Kombat game, as another way of saying "fatality.")

1. Oh, Sub Zero's finishing move is tight, yo!

2. After knocking a homeless man down and kicking his lungs in for several minutes, I unleased my finishing move on him and shot him in the face with a pistol.

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two finger salute

The act of making a |,|, shape by holding up your index and ring fingers simultaneously and then using that to literally salute somebody.

"Old Man Macarthur is coming!"
"Quick, give him the two finger salute!"

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berserker

A sexual activity in which you sodomize someone very vigorously and aggressively, with the intent of causing them to bleed from their rectum.

After I took her home, I gave her the ol' berserker.

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how do you do

The nickname for a maneuver in which you (1) insert your entire hand into a person's anus and (2) open your hand, as if you are about to wave it and say "how do you do?"

"I want to give my girlfriend a How Do You Do, but I'm concerned that she's a little too tight."
"Well, practice makes perfect."

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