cinema hangover

The feeling(s) which occur upon getting out of your seat, leaving the cinema, and rehabilitation into society. worsened deeply if the movie you're leaving was just plain bad. effects include:
- nausea
- sudden extreme tiredness
- headrush
- loss of focus due to the sudden bright light, reacting
against the 2 hours of near-darkness which have just
occured
- stomach ache, from eating nothing but popcorn for 2 hours

and many more, depending on the person.
The only known cure is to go in to see another movie.

*man gets up from his seat at It's a Boy/Girl Thing.*

"owwwwwwwwwww..."
"what's wrong sir? was the movie painfully bad? cinema hangover? both?"
*man looks around and collapses*

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school jetlag

Problem on the last night of the school holidays, which is to be followed by the first day of school. You are forced to adjust yourself back into your old sleeping pattern, in the knowledge that you will be up before 7am, but cannot get to sleep.

*5 students collapse*
"wow.. that's some pretty bad school jetlag.. they must've been going to bed at 5am all summer.."

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