hollaback girl

the single most annoying, shittiest song in Gods green earth.

Gwen Stefani: This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S, lemme hear u say this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

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Captain and Coke

A mix of Captain Morgan and Coke.

person 1:I hate hangovers.
person 2:oh, why?
person 1:i have one now cuz i had Captain and Coke last night

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nirvana

When buddhists reach enlightenment aka freedom from pain, worry, and trouble. This is also how u feel after you have just smoked some buddha.

I am High... i have finally reached enlightenment

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