brooks brothers

One of the only good brands of clothing not overtaken by GDIs.

Sorostitute: Wow, you actually look classy and not like a douche with that golden fleece on your shirt. Brooks Brothers is a good company. Want to have sex?
Fratdaddy: Yes.

300👍 185👎

fratural light

Natural Light, which is the #1 choice of fraternities. Unless they suck, then they drink everclear and gatorade. Fratty light is only to be drank from cans.

Fratdaddy#1: Give me a beer.
Fratdaddy#2: Sure, here's a fratural light.
GDI: Do you guys have any hooch?

35👍 10👎