jesserbation

1)The act of sleeping for interminable periods of time. Often done without breathing or emiting any other physiological manifestations of a carbon life form. Jesserbating allows the avoidance of human contact, or recovery from exasperating activities.

2)Sleeping for pleasure

damn im tired as buddha!!.. im bout' to go into jesserbation for a couple weeks.

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Boston College

The University of Notre Dame's waiting list.

Bill has been on the Notre Dame waiting list for four years, and has given up all hope of getting in. Luckily, Bill is a stupid prick, so he has been very happy at Boston College.

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door stop

an inclined plane usually made out of wood, made for holding doors open, or mass stealing

The cross-country team stole all the doorstops

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Beagled

To be banned from an online forum for no other reason than breaking all the rules

My name's Beagle
I'm the man
You've been banned
For too much SPAM..

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contumacious

extreme, especially related to a subculture or other nonconformist style.

"Have you seen Amber's contumacious new ducttape tutu?"

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