an std that you get when someone claps *only* twice at your meat pocket or magic stick. toget rid of this unfortunate but common disease, you have to 'wipe' it off of your pink cookie or exploding pickle and clap twice at the other person; or whoever you want to get the clap (gonnorhea).
mack: hey, kyle!
kyle: yes?
mack: *clap clap*
kyle: awwww... i just got the clap!
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