poop

The Splinter- When your poo is sharp and jagged.
speedboat - shoots out of the hole so fast that it makes waves
the bomb (splasher)- unexpected, when log hits the bowl and splashes up to wet your behind.
the two-for-one - when you push so hard you accidentally pee a little.
the centipede- when the bowel movement is long and slender in a ribbon-like fashion.
the hot mess- when poop comes out steaming and scorches your hole.
cooks choice- when whatver you had for dinner suddenly surfaces in the crap (most common=corn)
the soiler- named after what it makes people do to themselves, it is alomost always unexpected, usually needing a whole roll of toilet paper.
the wait-a-whole-hour - poop so stenchy it requires others to let it air out for a while.
the firecracker - when there is loud noises erupting from your deirreire but usually no poop is actually discharged.
the coco pebbles- when you thought you pushed out a log but it turns out to look like the cereal.
the dirty bird- comes out chirping, never silent
the lone star- when you only have one turd.
the get-a-new-pair - when youve found you left some skid marks and/or a little rosebud in your bloomers.
the dart- when the poop is right on target and shoots straight into the tunnel.
the wrercking ball - literally destroys the toilet- usually requiring a plunger or plumber. aka the clogger.
the releiver -most common to fat people , occurs when you are overly full and you poop and the pressure is relieved.

"jen grab the plunger! ive got a wrecking ball!'"

"hahah. did you hear mark in the bathroom with his firecracker?"

"awe man. not another soiler"

"no kendyl! dont eat those coco pebbles!"
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