NARDRAG

A quarter-pounder stuffed with pointy lego pieces. A very painful burger to eat and swallow. May tear mouth or esophagus.

Customer: Wassup brah? Get me a NARDRAG.
Minimum-Wage Employee: What the hell is that?
Customer: Nevermind man, get me a frappajappajooza.

selfiable laughter

Someone laughing so hilariously, you just have to take a picture with them while they're laughing.

Meme: being funny
The one who sees it: *laughter*
Observer: Hey, this is selfiable laughter here!