scientific name: "Sussy Wussy but unfortunately no pussy"
synonyms: Nerd, virgin, bitch-magnet, suspicious.
A Fredrik is someone who has a tremendous amount of bitches attracted to him, but is way too suspicous to realise.
On average each Fredrik will have a shower with 2-4 shower-boyfriends a day.
A Fredrik is a competetive ass mf who breaks at least 6 people's legs on a normal ass dodgeball game.
Fredriks have a natural urge in their genetics that makes them wear caps on a daily basis.
Once a Fredrik turns his caps backwards, ur fucked.
person1:"This Fredrik ass mf just broke all my 206 bones in my body, and replied with: sorry r u ok?"
person2:"Fredrik stole all our girls but hasn't even realised it yet brruh. Donate to the ones in need, bro"
person3:"u coming to the party soon?"
person4:"nah sorry bro, i'm gonna play some D&D"
person3:"bitch, stop being such a Fredrik ass looking mf."
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scientific name: "Sussy Wussy but unfortunately no pussy"
synonyms: Nerd, virgin, bitch-magnet, suspicious.
A Fredrik is someone who has a tremendous amount of bitches attracted to him, but is way too suspicous to realise.
On average each Fredrik will have a shower with 2-4 shower-boyfriends a day.
A Fredrik is a competetive ass mf who breaks at least 6 people's legs on a normal ass dodgeball game.
Fredriks have a natural urge in their genetics that makes them wear caps on a daily basis.
Once a Fredrik turns his caps backwards, ur fucked.
person1:"This Fredrik ass mf just broke all my 206 bones in my body, and replied with: sorry r u ok?"
person2:"Fredrik stole all our girl but hasn't even realised it yet brruh. Donate to the ones in need, bro"
person3:"u coming to the party soon?"
person4:"nah sorry bro, i'm gonna play some D&D"
person3:"bitch, stop being such a Fredrik ass looking mf."
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Scientific name: Arteus Hot-shit
A very sus skinny man who likes to be touched by men.
Will stumble and fall at the slightest push, and is very bad at the card game bridge, but has a very sexy way of walking.
Dude 1: "Hey, we just lost that game of bridge because of u, stop being such a thomas!"
scientific name: human blackmail
synonyms: short, short, blackmailer, short, infinity-bag-carrier, short
defenition 1:
A Mino is known for its miraculous ability to gain any information about anyone from the internett, rather its where you live, or your ip-adress or even how many cupcakes you have eaten on july 17th 2016.
defenition 2:
short
defenition 3:
A Mino has literally everything in the world in his bag, if ur in a zombie apocalypse and ur in need of shelter, my boy probably got a random ass tent in one of his pockets. So if u call someone for "a Mino" you're essentially talking about his infinity-bag.
convo 1:
"haha you suck cuz u lost that game of fortnite!!" person 1 says annoyingly
"240.121.162.162" person 2 says menacingly
"ur such a Mino" person 1 says quirkly
convo 2:
"ur short!"
"no ur short"
"ur shorter than my "dong" bro"
"well ur shorten than a Mino"
convo 3:
"we gotta light this candle but we aint got lighters"
"here i got one in my 375th pocket"
"bro, ur such a Mino"
(their kids so they don't smoke and carry lighters around)