Oos

An expression used to display surprise, disgust, hatred, awe, excitement or acceptance. Oos is a flexible term that can be jammed into almost any scenario and still make sense. Its pronunciation is paramount in order to convey maximum effectiveness. the oo at the start is said the same way as the oo in book is pronounced, and the s is normal. Oo-s.

Billy: Oi Kurt, dare you to drink the bong water you pussy faggot
Kurt: Yeah righto mate, bottoms up shit head! (drinks bong water)
Billy: Oos!

Jameson: Oi check that bird with the nice ass.
Max: Oos bro that's one hell of a piece!
(chick turns around and reveals a proper hunchback from 300 face)
Jameson & Max: Ooooooss!!

Bob: Oi Jessup, a hundred bucks if you shoot a basket from the half-way line.
Jessup: You're on mate. (He shoots, he scores!)
Bob: Oos cunt. Here's a watermelon.

Dangles: Oi Wally, what do you get when you throw a baby down the stairs?
Wally: I don't know you bloody noonga. What?
Dangles: An erection!
Wally: Oos.

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