Biden

Biden is a guy who wants to be president by getting elected by the people, but knows he has to cheat to win. He also makes up random words and often forgets everything.

Oh yeah, also kinda weird

Biden: Hello, I'm Joe Biden and I forgot this message

Biden: I've been a cockus have you ever been a cockus
Lady: *Nods Head*
Biden: No you have not you're a lying dog faced pony soldier

Biden: When I wear shorts on the bus all the little girls like to smooth my leg hairs down

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