enemployed

From the words enema and employed, a person whose job it is to give enemas.

In this time of economic trouble and unemployment, the only way John Doe was able to get a job was to become enemployed at the Constipation Clinic down the street.

manlier

A dude who surpasses many other dudes in his dudeliness.

Adam.
Someone might say "Dude, that dude Adam is way manlier than I am."