milkman

A newspaper girl that was mistaken for a milkman by the stupidly rich marie antoinette. She lives on the third floor of marie antoinette's mansion, because it has the best view. marie antoinette is in love with the milkman and wants to marry him/her, even though that would technically make them lesbians, but it never happens anyway. The milkman, in actuality, is just a creeped out newspaper girl, but in marie antoinette's eyes, she's a handsome milkman delivering delicious, cold milk.

It was so awkward. I felt like a milkman.

It was so milkman, nothing made sense at all!!

I'm sooo going to fail this test... I'm such a milkman in this class.

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Marie Antoinette

A daydreaming stupidly rich woman who lives by herself. She obsesses about one day marrying a milkman who is really a newspaper girl. She has a pile of tangled hair on her head where two lovebirds live, and she wears huge dresses and lounges in her huge mansion in a downtown city. She's got some violent tendancies, like shoving people into rosebushes, but some suspect she picked these up from a violent childhood being raised with brother, napoleon and estranged sister, queen elizabeth I.

Her prom dress was so obnoxiously huge, it was like one of Marie Antoinette's. Seriously.

When Alexia woke up the next morning, she was shocked to see that while she was passed out from the party the night before, someone had crazy-glued her hair into a Marie Antoinette style.

I swear to god, she's obsessed with him. It's like Marie Antoinette and the milkman.

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