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Ommie is a bad bitch with no cap. She'll put you in your place without thinking twice and when she's done, you'll say "thank you Mrs. Ommie!" and leave feeling like she just fixed your whole life. She is amazing, smart, and beautiful and should never be underestimated. Get you an Ommie!
Guy #1: Who was that lady? Did she just roast me?
Guy #2: No that was an Ommie! She just fixed you now you gotta do what she says and get your shit together.
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Person 1: Can I come over this weekend?
Person 2: Ionkno Homie, I gotta ask mom first.