Johny-5

One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr

Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"

Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5

Balls

The round objects that live at the start of the shaft of lust. Entering these rooms start a bossfight with either "Cumera, the Socked" or "semenella, the reborn", both have the same movesets and require "the cum blade" to defeat

Random dude1 (angry): This reminds me of balls!!

Random guy2 (stressed): I remember balls, not a fun fight

Balls

Where the pee is stored, the cum is stored, and where the shit and farts are stored, this is where you were born, this is where magic happens, without the balls, you wouldn't be able to perform intercourse with your step-sister

Mmmm. My balls are fuller then usual

weenor

Often said by those who think they are really funny

carl: "hey guys! look at my weenor!"
everyone else: "real funny carl, now shut up for heaven's sake"

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But did you die?

A reply often said by parents when your complaining about some pain you have

Boy: " mom, my foot hurts"
Mom: "but did you die?"
Boy: "no.. bu-"
Mom: "-but did you die?"
Boy: "no.."