mariinese

A new type of mayo that was founded by the one and only marii, it was said that it can only be found in the rarest of rare places and we only know that 1 jar is in existence, which marii owns and has never let out of her sight, it is also said that she even takes it into the bathroom with her to keep it safe.

Yo did you hear, someone made a jar of mariinese!
No way, there's only 1 jar of mariinese in existence!
Mariinese is the BEST tasting mayo in the world!!
Mariinese isn't mayo you dumb fuck

Watermelon Sugar

Watermelon Sugar is everything and nothing at the same time

It is what you love and what you hate at the same time
It is something that everyone understands yet no one understands

It is unknown, and well known
It is watermelon sugar

Person 1: I know what watermelon sugar is!!
Person 2: Everyone known
Person 1: But no one knows what it is including me
Person 2: yeah

Person 1: Watermelon sugar is everything
Person 2: but its also nothing
Person 1: yea its nothing and everything at the same time

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