pan

its either a human who is attracted to all genders and those outside the gender spectrum and those who dont fit anywhere adn those who move around you get the point. or its a weapon thats also used for cooking or its pan spelt wrong

john: man i tried going out with a pan woman
ron: what happened?
john: she hit me with a pan and now im in pan
ron: did you mean your in pain
john: no i ment shes actually cooking me right now im inside the pan please send help
ron: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
john: and im in pan
ron: i know your in a pan
john: this time i ment pain
ron: ohhhhhh
john: shes still cooking me alive send help please
ron: CHEESUS FUCKING CHRIDT MY LORD AND SAVIOUR WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!
john: ouchie

updog

updog is the amount of death of dogs that happen each 15 days, if the updog is more then 50 % you should run fast.

hey the updog is high, we need to move out

cg5

cg5 is a song creator who has the power to make every meme immidiatly unfunny and every trend die in mere seconds after he uploads the song

person one: did you hear the new cg5 soong about not eating nuts?
person two: already brought the nuts!
person one: but arent you alergic to nuts?
person two: yes. why?

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A braska

A name for a time when person shits his toilet so hard his whole house explodes

James Jameson: did you hear that Strog had **a braska**?
Moti: Yes, is he doing well in the hospital?
James Jameson: Yes exept the fact the hospital food tastes like shit

gesus christ

might be a typo or...
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GESUS CHRIST THE CHEESE BRINGER AND MILK DESTROYER

"do you know gesus christ?"
"do you mean jesus christ?"
"no i meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"ohhhhh you meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"yeah"