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A man who is a total dickhead and also in his eighth decade of life (numerically. i.e. 80 - 89 years old).
The guy I work for is a total asshat. And he's old. He's a cocktagenarian.
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When you're out riding/hiking/climbing and you drink so much on the trail that you and some/all of your buddies have to bivy on the trail in a tent or bivy-sack that is not rated for the number of occupants using it, all of whoom are male and intoxicated.
We got so loaded on the trail that we had to camp out, but J.R. had forgotten his bag, so he asked if he could BivyWack with someone.
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A blowjob before you've gotten out of bed in the morning.
I rolled over in the warm patch formed on the bed from the crack of light streaming in from the eastern window and asked her, in my sweetest voice, if she wanted some breakfast saussage...
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