Mateo Mechas

This guy is literally the funniest and weirdest person you'll ever meet. He's the literal definition of "him". He's really cute (I may or may not have a crush on him) and literally so many girls were head over heels for him but he acts gay mostly (even though I asked his friends and they said he wasn't). He's really good at every single sport, and is super supportive of everyone (mostly). Yk, the only thing I really need in life is him. He's just, amazing, cute, kind, funny, dirty-minded, german-canadian, and just, the hottest and most hilarious guy you'll ever meet. I don't know if I'll ever tell him how much I love him, but I feel like he knows although he doesn't show it. Well, whatever he does in life, I know he'll be successful and definitely have a gf (or bf lol) cuz his personality is the best I've ever met :)

Girl: If only he knew how much I liked him...
Girl 2: Wait you like him?? I said that I liked him
Girl 3: Guys what're you talking about he's the most clueless and funny guy on earth
Girl and Girl 2: That's why we have the biggest crush on him!!
Boy: Ugh, why does everyone like that freaky ass weird kid with amazing hair??
Boy: Oh yeah, that's just Mateo Mechas, the perfect guy who's goofy as fuck