ayo the pizza here

when the pizza arrives

hello my close friend. I have come to inform you that the homo sapien who brings a dish known as pizza to people's houses has now arrived in the vicinity of our household. I am now going to decend our stairs to get to our main entrance and exit to retrieve our pizza.
"ayo the pizza here!"
*he then falls down the stairs, breaking his legs on the way down, and after screams that his ears burn even though his ears never made contact with the ground.*

waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

when you are just really sad

i dont wanna study homework waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh