nut crab monster

a legendary crab that only feeds off sweet nuts, but is also known to enjoy cornflakes. He roams woodland an seaside areas.BEWARE THE NUT CRAB.

two boys enter a small woodland area.
Boy 1: dude what was that noise
boy 2: dunno.. sounded like the cry of a wild crab.
Boy 1: oh my days its the nut crab monster.. RUNNNNNN

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