Imma let you finish

What you say too look polite when you interupt someone, put them down, and are not going too really let them finish. Made famous by kanye west at the vma's when taylor swift won the award kanye wanted beyonce to win.

Host: The best female video goes to... Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift: Thank you so much!! I always dreamed what it was going to be like winning one of these someday, but I never thought it wold actually happen. I sing country music, so thank you so much for giving me a chance too win a vma award--
Kanye West: Now Taylor, Im really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time! (shrugs and walks away.)

~Later~
Obama: Jack ass.

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nigtionary

A website, whether it be urbandictionary.com or just google, that a white guy looks up the definition of words in a song sung by a black guy.

guy 1- in Obsesed Remix, Gucci Mane says catch me in the A with a bad yellow bong. What the hell does that mean?

guy 2- i dont know. go get a nigtionary.

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Michigan wolverines

the best team to ever play football. now before you say they suck, weve always been good exept for the past 2 years. OSU has been bad exept sence 2002. You cock suckers dont remember because you were too busy getting your ribs removed so you can jizz in your own mouth

#1 in wins
had best coach ever. Bo Chembeckler
has a 54-49 record agaisnt osu
any more questions?
MICHIGAN WOLVERINES

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Decembuary

The month of the year between December 27 through January 25 (December + January = Decembuary) where you are too lazy to put away your christmas lights and decorations, thus giving a false sense of a time of year.
Its a slur of the two months.

Decembuary is the month where lazy asses are too wasted watching the bowl games to take down their decorations.

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Decembuary

A month of a year that takes place December 27 through January 25 (December + January = Decembuary) where you are too lazy to put away your christmas lights and decorations, thus giving a false sense of a time of year.

Decembuary is the month where lazy asses are too wasted watching the bowl games to take down their decorations.

Eminem

The only white guy who can say nigga without being mugged.

Eminem: Hey whats up nigga?
Guy: Holy shit! Eminem!
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White Guy: Hey whats up nigga?
Guy: Motha fuck you.

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nutjob

sticking your balls in a woman's pussy.

Megan said she'd go all the way with me, so i tried a nutjob with her.

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