blind fuck

when you tell someone to turn around for what ever fake purpose(to check out a chick or to see if they know a person or to see a fight) when they realize that nothing is behind them they turn back around when they do you already have your middle finger in there face. so not only do they not see a fight but also get flipped off. its a great asshole-move.

dumb friend: hey man wazzup?

Asshole: not much dude, do you see that bitchs ass over there(points behind his friend)?

dumb friend (turns,looks around a little realizes there is no hot chick so he turns back around to see his asshole friend flipping him off and now the friend feels like a dumbfuck (which he is) he also feels embarassed).

Asshole friend: you just got blind fucked cocksucker.

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