Bush League

From unshaven pussy, 'bush league' refers to anything that is below an acceptable standard.

The expression refers to the fact that you would not want to have anything to do with a hairy cunt, and therefore, it's in a league of it's own, where you rarely want to play.

"That party was so bush league."
"I know, and you said it had gongshow potential!"
"I was wrong, but at least I puked."

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Roster

Your group of friends.

"What are you doing tonight buddy?"
"I don't know, the roster's empty. Bill's at the lake, Seabass is out with his wifey, Shaun is just a loser now, and Ciggy called a dragon slayer without me."

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Balk

When, in sexual intercourse, one makes a wrong move, ie, a slap on the ass, and the partner is appauled. They then stop all ensuing action.

"When I asked her about eating a sandwich in bed last night, it was a total balk."

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Dirties

Any group of girls that aptly fit the term dirty.

Usually see in murderous packs at parties.

"Oh shit, check out that group of dirties that just lamped in!"

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Cube

A 30 pack of beers. Usually the best buy. Don't confuse it with the bitch cube.

"John bought a cube last night and wouldn't let anyone have a beer, but after his 15th he was so fucked that I just stole a bunch."

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Double Secret Probation

Term used to describe the best weekends, parties, or moments of your life.

"Well buddy, I'm not gonna hesitate when I say this weekend is gonna be Double Secret Probation!"

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Sesh

An abbreviation or short form of session.

"Time to sesh the Mill Creek gap!"

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