Larf

1. A loud barf, generally the most respected of vomit trails.

2. A sign of agreement, a remark confirming a fact or phrase.

1. "I larfed all over the house last night, and I swear the window panes were shaking."

2. Guy #1 "We should session the trails tonight and then have a brew."
Guy #2 "I'll larf to that."

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Afterdrunk

Afterdrunk - n.: The state of having drank the night before, experienced being drunk, and then somewhere in between sleeping, drinking water, choking down a perogy and throwing up, the room starts to spin, and you feel all the sensations of originally being drunk. (Minus out that wrench in your stomach and you could actually feel good about it).

Guy #1 "I was so afterdrunk in the AM that I actually told my girlfriend I'd take her to dinner."
Guy #2 "Let's hit the bar before lunch."

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Loosely Remembered

Used to indicate when you don't really remember what happened and you're lieing.

Is most useful while around people who have never heard it before and are asking for last night's story.

"So then Seabass was all 'I've been known to enjoy a fine martini!'.. Of course, this is all loosely remembered".

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FLQ

A totally badass Quebecois terrorist group who shoved a huge stick up the Federal Government's ass in the 1970's. They kidnapped trade minister Pierre LaPorte and some British diplomat nobody cared about.

Their Manifesto of '79 rivals only that of Karl Marx.

The FLQ are generally known to have become active after the famous words, "Vive le Quebec libre" were spoken by De Gaulle on a Montreal balcony.

"I was taught pure conservative bullshit about the FLQ in high school. They made them sound like a bunch of crazy fucks, when they really just wanted basic civil rights for Quebec."

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Dog Fight

When, at the start of the night, all the guys put money into a pot, and decide to go for the dirtiest of dirties. At the end of the night, whoever got with the filthiest girl wins the pot.

"This party is going to be pure dirt from Uptown."
"Better call a Dog Fight!"

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Sewered

When, usually at the bar or a party, a guy (your buddy, unless your a total dick) goes for a broad, but you call out something that won't give him a chance. It's usually about an STD or him having a wife.

The opposite of being a wingman

"The Gil sewered seabass so bad at the bar last night!"

"I just fuckin', sewered the bastard when he went to pork my broad."

(At the bar) "Hey BUDDY? Have ya told her about your HIV?"

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Dragon Slayer

From, "You gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess" a dragon slayer is someone who is out doing dirties with the hopes of finding a nice girl to really date. Or he's just using it as an excuse for never settling down.

"Gillies has been a dragon slayer longer than Jesus!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"

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