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Used to indicate when you don't really remember what happened and you're lieing.
Is most useful while around people who have never heard it before and are asking for last night's story.
"So then Seabass was all 'I've been known to enjoy a fine martini!'.. Of course, this is all loosely remembered".
When, usually at the bar or a party, a guy (your buddy, unless your a total dick) goes for a broad, but you call out something that won't give him a chance. It's usually about an STD or him having a wife.
The opposite of being a wingman
"The Gil sewered seabass so bad at the bar last night!"
"I just fuckin', sewered the bastard when he went to pork my broad."
(At the bar) "Hey BUDDY? Have ya told her about your HIV?"
A totally badass Quebecois terrorist group who shoved a huge stick up the Federal Government's ass in the 1970's. They kidnapped trade minister Pierre LaPorte and some British diplomat nobody cared about.
Their Manifesto of '79 rivals only that of Karl Marx.
The FLQ are generally known to have become active after the famous words, "Vive le Quebec libre" were spoken by De Gaulle on a Montreal balcony.
"I was taught pure conservative bullshit about the FLQ in high school. They made them sound like a bunch of crazy fucks, when they really just wanted basic civil rights for Quebec."
A 30 pack of beers. Usually the best buy. Don't confuse it with the bitch cube.
"John bought a cube last night and wouldn't let anyone have a beer, but after his 15th he was so fucked that I just stole a bunch."
From, "You gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess" a dragon slayer is someone who is out doing dirties with the hopes of finding a nice girl to really date. Or he's just using it as an excuse for never settling down.
"Gillies has been a dragon slayer longer than Jesus!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"
To buy liquor for a party. To be the boot.
"I floated the gongshow last night, and no one even through a free mickey my way. I'll never boot for those girls again."
To express great interest in someone or something by looking at them.
Often, but not limited to, when someone suspects you are doing something wrong, illegal, unconstitutional.
When we pulled out infront of a cop today he looked us up and down a few times.
K asked "You got your seatbelt on?"
I said "Yeah man, but he was hawking us."
"What?"
"Like, checking us out, eyes and everything.. Like a hawk"
"Oh, 'puberty boy'ing' us!"