Lamping

Chilling, hanging out, cooling down after a gongshow.

Guy #1 "After that broad we tag teamed last night, we was lampin' for hours just holdin' our testosterones!"
Guy #2 "Gross man, did not want to hear that."

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Beak

Verb. To make fun of someone loudly and obscenely. A beak does not have to be sarcastic as much as it has to be rude, and loud.

Often executed from a moving vehicle to a pedestrian on the sidewalk. Can also be down to girls, but is not necessarily sexual.

"I beaked the Bulk so hard he was in tears by the end of the 2nd period"

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From a car:
"Kill YOURseeeeeeellllfff!"

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Bitch Cube

A 24 pack of beers. Not to be confused with the cube. The 24 pack is the bitch cube because only a true bitch chooses it over the 30.

When the party gets broken up before you can drink a substantial amount.

"What a bitch, only hauling around 24 beers to the party last night!"

"It was such a bitch cube night last night man, the party got broken up before my 25th beer!"

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Puberty Boy'ing

A synonym for hawking, but used more often to indicate when a guy is checking out a girl.

"D'you have your seatbelt? on"
"Yeah, buddy, that cop was hawking us.
"What? Hawkin'?"
"Yeah, you know, like, eyeing us, as a hawk eyes his prey."
"Oh, you mean like, Puberty Boy'ing !"

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The 3 S's

1. to Shit, Shower, Shave.
2. Or infront of parents: To shower, shave, celebrate shomer shabbis.

"Let's hit that gongshow you were talking about last night."
"Sure, but let me do the 3 S's first."

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Float

To buy liquor for a party. To be the boot.

"I floated the gongshow last night, and no one even through a free mickey my way. I'll never boot for those girls again."

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Hawking

To express great interest in someone or something by looking at them.

Often, but not limited to, when someone suspects you are doing something wrong, illegal, unconstitutional.

When we pulled out infront of a cop today he looked us up and down a few times.

K asked "You got your seatbelt on?"

I said "Yeah man, but he was hawking us."

"What?"

"Like, checking us out, eyes and everything.. Like a hawk"

"Oh, 'puberty boy'ing' us!"

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