bouncing betty

A type of landmine characterized by its detonation only when pressure that has been placed on it has been released. After release, the mine springs into the air spewing shrapnel in all directions.

The private stepped on the bouncing betty and took out the whole platoon.

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dobber

Synonymous with Chav or Pikey,but usually slightly older.

Dobbers usually wander around in pairs wearing sports casual clothing,the males usually carry a stick (in case the DSS see them) & the females usually wear black leggings & teddy bear t shirts.They are usually excessively overweight & commonly call their offspring Chantelle or Aaron.

see the dobbers in the dole queue

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Patrick Moore

One who plays the xylophone.

Give him a mallet, and he becomes a real Patrick Moore.

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babosity

the noun form of babelicious. A high concentration of this in a woman will cause in observant males a swelling of the nether region.

Why look, Chauncey, that young lady appears to have a significant babosity quotient.

You're so right, Basil.

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noob stick

The panzerfaust in Wolfenstein, or Wolfenstein ET. Only used when referring to this weapon in the hands of an unskilled player.

Battle Magic keeps TKing everyone with that Noob Stick

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apropos

by the way

And then I ate the tuna sandwich.
Apropos, the stock in tuna companies is rising...

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Eat fritos

of or relating to the act of physically consuming fritos.

Archibald Winslow decided he was going to eat fritos.

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