bloody egg

someone sucks there peiod blood out of a women. gargles it in there mouth, drinks it, throws it back up into a pan with an egg in it to make an omllete. shove the omllete up there arse while masturbating whilst being strangled and whipped.

guy1: you no all the stuff in the box above?
guy2: yer
guy1: i did it all :D
guy2: um... ok
guy1: bloody egging is now my new hobby

guy2: thats great

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winter logging

when someone freezes a poo and uses it as a dildo for either themselfs or others. soon the ice will melt leaving a poo filled vagina.

girl 1 "yesturday i left a poo outside and in the morning it was as hard as ice and so i stimulated my vagina for the rest of that day with it. i just love winter logging"

girl 2 "um... ok"

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