shisno

A very foul-smelling animal that has shit that shits its own shit! Not found on Earth.

Man! That shisno is so fucking SMELLY!

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halophile

n. an organism that can live in extremely salty enviornments
n. a person who can not stop playing Halo

"I ate this pretzel with so much salt and it didn't make me feel weird!"
"Dude, you're like a halophile!"

"I played Halo for the duration of summer vacation with no breaks!"
"Dude, you're a Halophile"

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assage

Basically some good/desirable ass.

Whoa! Look at that assage!

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(x) incher

The length of one's defecation.

"Dude, i just shitted a (x) incher!"

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Marx Brothers

One of the greatest comic groups of all time. Movies of theirs include Horsefeathers and Animal Crackers. The four "brothers" are:

Groucho Marx - Very thick moustache and usually the lead in their movies.

Chico Marx - Noticable by his gangster-like accent. (not to be confused with "gangsta")

Harpo Marx - Never speaks in he movies (making him funnier).

Zeppo Marx - Usually the least funny and most serious Marx brother. Any jokes of his are very subtle or not as obvious as the jokes from the other 3.

Chick: Hey wanna go see a corny romance movie w/ me?

Dude: Sorry, but I'm stayin home tonight watchin' the Marx Brothers DVD's.

Chick: Who are they?

Dude: *pimp smacks her face*

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properazzi

Like a paparazzi, but only takes photos at appropriate times instead of sneaking up and taking pics when people least expect it.

Dan: This one guy went right up to Jessica Simpson and asked kindly to take a few pics.

Dave: Man, what a properazzi.

ps2

The second sony play station game consle that has been out forever and the original playstation seems ancient to everyone under 20. they first made the huge one that had similar dimensions to microsoft's xbox though not as heavy. the newer one (the one i have) is really, really compact and looks better. ps2 has some great games such as GTA, Tekken, and A LOT of racing games. the only drawback, it takes forever to load, which is a turn-off for many gamers.

- Hey man! Wanna play the newest GTA I just got for ps2?
- I dunno, it takes a hell of a long time to load...
- BUT IT'S GTA!
- o right. sure. let's go!

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