loophole

A forgotten condition in a law, agreement, etc. that allows one to interpret and, in conclusion, get around another condition(s).

Dave: Man, I fucken HATE that bitch.

Joe: Calm down, you know we're not allowed to hit girls.

Dave: Who said anything about "hitting". There's no rule against brutally beating with a medival flail. *evil glint* Loopholes rule!

Joe: You sick fuck.

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frames

glasses. reffers to a new style of glasses someone got.

Mike: Yo, check out my new frames!
Ike: Glasses are for nerds. NERD!
Mike: STFU ur just jealous 'cause I look so sheckshay.
Ike: No, ur frames suck hog!

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death

1. A horrible disease that's almost as bad a pregnancy. Symptoms include not living anymore, your body decaying, all of your money and possessions being given to relatives you may or may not know, and your body being put underground forever or being set on fire.

2. Like sleep, only more permanent.

3. Sleep's cousin.

1. Joe got hit by a bus and caught death.

2. Mom: O, Jimmy, grandma isn;t sleeping, she's dead!
Jimmy: Nooooooo!

3. Sleep: Hi, Death!
Death: Yo wusup?
Sleep: Want to come over? I have some Tim Burton movies u might like.
Death: SWEET! K I'll b ther in an hour.
Sleep: K.

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whachusay

combined of "what" "you" and "say" as in saying the phrase "what did you say?"

guy: yo check it out i got an A+ on my paper!
dude: whachusay?
guy: I aced teh paper!
dude: schweet!

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pod

short for "iPod"
no, not the same as "POD"
a friggin' music player!

some guy: hey check out my new pod!
some other guy: wow! you got the one with video!?
some guy: sure did.
some other guy: that's an awesome pod!

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noob haxor

Basically someone who is a noob and haxor at the same time. So they are a noob, but they kick-ass....for a noob. Also spelled in 1337 as: n00b h4x0r.

Dude 1: Whoa! I can't believe that noob sniped u from 2 feet away!
Dude 2: Fucking noob haxor.

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