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Bumbawhore; Urban slang for, A lady of the night ( prostitute ) who specialises in anal sex. A hybrid of Bum ( posterior ) and Whore ( prostitute ).
Also an urban slang term used for homosexual men ( because they take it up the Marmite motorway )
Example 1. '' de gal i was wiv de ova night was a proper skank, she even took itup da batty. Dirty BUMBAWHORE i'm tellin ya blood''
Example2. '' Your dad is a BUMBAWHORE''
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A hybrid of the phrase's filthy ninja, and filthy seagull (see definitions).
To perform a Filthy Ninja Seagull, you need cunning and the agility of a chimp(and male genitals).
The act of Filthy Ninja Seagull, is to (like a filthy ninja) sneak into a room of a couple humping without bein seen or heard, climb on to the nearest wardrobe or chest of draws. Once this is done whop out your member and proceed to masturbate. On reaching climax(providing you've not been caught) start to screech like a demented seagull whilst spraying your man muck preferably over the couple whilst they're still at it. This now is where you need to be quicker than a leopard, and swifter than a er......... swift. Before the couple realise what has just taken place, or turn a light on you need to, to put it plainly, get the f@*k outta there without being seen. Thus leaving them wondering how the bloody hell did a bloody seagull get into the room.
To perform this act successfully will instantly make you a LEGEND.
Example 1:
Master '' you have done well young grasshopper, you have successfully completed the Filthy Ninja Seagull task''.
Grasshopper "Thank you Master"
Master " However next time try using another couple other than your parents"
Example 2:
As the door closes and the squark of the seagull slowly fades away, Mike turns to Carol, both covered in the sneaky birds mess, and asks "how the hell did a seagull get in here,it was like a bloody ninja"
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A hybrid of "Filthy" ninja and "filthy seagull".
The act of sneaking in on a couple having sex without, being seen or heard, then climb onto either a chest of draws or wardrobe and proceed to masterbate furiously to climax. On spraying your man muck, squark like a seagull, and attempt to leave before a light is turned on or the couple get up to beat your ass.
A dangerous and tricky operation, but when done right turns the trainee ninja seagull into a living legend!!!
teacher says to student " Well done grass hopper, you have successfully completed your filthy ninja seagull mission. However extra points have been awarded as it was your parents havin sex"
"Where the fuck did that seagull come from?" said mike to Carol
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A really really really really, and i mean really thick twat. Who has little or no volcabulary skills,people skills and is generally a childish, pathetic little cunt.
Also known as a jeff
Oi mate, you are a right thick cunt....... whats your name?? REG
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Chummer
A type of person who is a proper loner, sad twat, armed with pointless questions to gain attention and/or to gain friendship, only to piss off and weird out the person(s) they are engaing in conversation with.
Basically a step up from a sex offender and a step down from a train spotter, anorak the lot
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Guy gets out of his car, with a folder full of the cars history and every little bit of work done to the vehicle....with receipts.
Office worker Brian spots this and says to co-worker Antony "look at this chummer"
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Proof that money can buy you everthing.
This is a sex act carried out by fat, millionaire business men, whilst on a "business" trip to Thailand.
The act includes said business man sitting in front a large window in a penthouse suit, with a whiskey in one hand and a large cigar in the other, whilst getting chomped off by one or many Thai hookers, and uttering the immortal words "life doesn't get any better than this".
To wind down from a hectic day of drinking, smoking and Ladyboys, whilst on his "business" trip to Bangkok.
Mike poured himself a large glass of single malt, lit a large cigar and relaxed back on a comfy settee, as 2 Thai ladies of the night felated him. And as he gazed out of his penthouse suit window, he muttered in a relaxed manner "Life doesn't get any better than this".
Now available as an optional extra whilst staying at the Bangkok Hilton, on the extras menu as A Bangkok Rogocki
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to feel a males reproductive organ brush against you. Either clothed or un-clothed.
''dude i felt that dudes wang brush against me as he squeezed passed me in the line for the toilet''. ''i've just falafleshed''. or '' he likes to to be falafleshed in the bedroom''
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