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C

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me.

when you take a bite from a cookie, it looks like a C

by the real cookie monster July 9, 2005

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Turbo dick

(n) is when you mount a girl and give her the dick so fast and hard that you reach completion within 5-12 seconds. If she finishes you fucked up. Membling turbo dick under your breath is strongly encouraged to increase effectiveness.

Matt Brewer just gave you the turbo dick.

by the real cookie monster September 30, 2013

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