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the entire month of february is dedicated to gordon freeman
it's freeman february
oh shit it is????
a boy milf (or male milf, whatever tf you wanna call it) can be either an older trans guy or a really subby dilf
the fucking dilf i hooked up with had a pussy so he should classify as a boy milf
doesn't exist
me explaining how sex isn't real
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Another way of mentioning the Touhou character Ran Yakumo.
"I WANT FOX MOMMY TO SIT ON MY FACE!"
"what the fuck"
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When you beat a person and their friends because of their race til they're unconscious, then eventually become friends with them.
Person 1: "Someone call 911, there's a fight going on!"
Person 2: "You don't need to, they're doing a reimu hakurei."
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Another way of mentioning the Pokémon species Palkia due to it's head looking like a penis.
Guy 1: "do you know what pokémon is on the cover on this game?"
Guy 2: "it's called penisman"
Guy 1: "what?"
Guy 2: "penisman."
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