publicdeuceaphobia

The fear of taking a deuce in a public restroom.

Johnny almost shit himself while hurrying home. He suffers from a serious case of publicdeuceaphobia.

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Home Field Advantage

Taking a dump in your own bathroom.

Buddy #1 : Take me home I gotta take a deuce.

Buddy #2 : Dude just take shit at my house.

Buddy #1 : Come on bro, You know I need the home field advantage.

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