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When a girl is jerking off a guy and she aims at his face at the last second, getting it in his eye.
"She totally gave him Ontario Eye Candy last night"
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When you masturbate while shitting. Preferably done at a friend's house, while texting someone else on your iPhone.
Sean: So I just went to bust a set
Jon: What?
Sean: Set.
Jon: -What-?
Sean: Masturbating while shitting!
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