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When you go into a store and you see the teacher that flunked you so you exclaim "forkfucker flonk dick" so your teacher gets mad and tells you that he will have to lower your grade even though you graduated 30 years ago and live in a dumpster outside of IHOP.
Student living in IHOP dumpster who just saw their teacher: FORKFUCKER FLONK DICK!
Teacher: please do not ever speak of me like that again,lt is very disrespectful and bad why would you say such a thing fuck you go to hell i hate you. Also i'm lowering your grade bc fuck u ahhahahah!!1
The afforementioned student: what the fuck
you are incredibly short and it looks as though you have your ass touching your face
Person 1: You look like a little shitass, Craig.
Craig: I am incredibly disappointed by this comment.
A very very ugly bomb defuser.
Person 1: oh god its a Gronkly Bomschwozzler
Gronkly Bomschwozzler: ððððð
A term that you shout when you see a very very very wet mop lying in the middle of a janitor's closet surrounded by other mops.
guy that saw a bunch of mops: THATS FUCKING MOPOLICIOUS!!!!
Craig: Yeah it is.
disgruntled guy that saw a bunch of mops: Fuck you, Craig.
When you go into a horrid state of paralysis caused by your inability to hold in a shit while farting.
Person 1: I heard that Craig is a Fartshitter.
Person 2: Thats fucking disgusting.
Craig: Guys i cant feel my ass.