george w bush

An elf from Texas who is the president of the United States of America. Voted into office by trailer trash with IQ's lower than a moron.

George W Bush's ears are so big, he looks like a frikkin elf.

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BC bud

Marijuana from British Columbia, Canada

BC Bud's dope ass shit

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homeslice

a friend or buddy

'sup my homeslice? harvard jv field hockey is da bomb...'

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LASER

what should be 'freaking' attached to the heads of sharks in Dr. Evils lair, but he has ill tempered sea bass instead

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craptastic

1.an object, event, action that is fantastically crappy.
2. a person that is fantastic at being/looking crappy.

Step off, alright! I've just had the most craptastic day of my life.

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