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When your elderly wife puts your dentures in and gives you a blowjob and then puts the semen covered dentures back in your mouth.
Flo gave Roy a snoldball last night. He really should watch his sodium intake!
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Somebody who has been fucked in the ass so many times that their rectal muscles fail to contract anymore. Thus their asshole is very loose, being very much like a piece of raw calamari.
Poor Russ, he shits himself everytime he farts. He has been reemed in the ass so many times that he has developed a calamari anus.
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