Bits of pooh attached to your anal hair.
Whilst having oral sex i noticed that the person had not wiped her bum properly. I came across some little brown men on swings.
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The juices or discharge from an old ladies vagina.
Ive just made love with an elderly lady. she was so horny i soon got her granny juices flowing.
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The remnants of bodily fluid from any orifice.
That man has just coughed up some phlegm and left a snerch on the pavement.
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