clit stroker

Girl's left hand index finger, while her right hand index finger is deep in cunt country!!

Janie, let me smell your clit stroker! It makes me ejaculate in my pants!!

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Ball Scratcher

A problem with a degree of difficulty greater than that of the average "head scratcher."

Should I wipe my ass now, or wait until I'm done? What a ball scratcher that is.

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steam powered giraffe

A (should be) weed strain that promises Caravan Palace but you end up with Raffi.

"hey have you heard of the band Steam Powered Giraffe?"
"I smoked a bowl, clicked one of their youtube videos and felt like I was 5 years old again!"

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