Amongusphobia

the phobia that the imposter among us

guy: hello have you seen that bin it looks like amongus!!!11!!!1
(in her thoughts) girl: he is the imposter... he is it

girl *runs*
guy: i guess she had amongusphobia

Milk

Mother I'd like (to) kiss, the alternative of milf for when you don't want to have sex with the mother, you just want to kiss them

That woman is a milk