Amongusphobia

the phobia that the imposter among us

guy: hello have you seen that bin it looks like amongus!!!11!!!1
(in her thoughts) girl: he is the imposter... he is it

girl *runs*
guy: i guess she had amongusphobia

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Milk

Mother I'd like (to) kiss, the alternative of milf for when you don't want to have sex with the mother, you just want to kiss them

That woman is a milk