DPH

The initials of a legendary college student from years ago. While these stories have only but rumored to be myths many believe a kid with these initials actually existed. It is rumored that he had a 26 beer pregame before going to a party. He can supposedly sober up in 30 minutes even if he is blackout. His weed tolerance got so high he needed to hit the gravity bong 4 times before class just to have a buzz. He has never experienced a hangover. He had a 13 beer alone sunday funday including double and triple funnels, one of the most aggresive lone drinks known to this day. Not once has he lost a chugging event. DPH is known to be one of the hardest partiers in the history of college.

"Yo, I hear DPH is coming to our party tonight" "Holy shit, we are going to be fucking legends"

"Omg DPH is soo hot, I hope he picks me to fuck tonight"

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