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a professional cocksucker not unlike a fish face.
That old faggot is a fuckface whose probably sucked every dick in fort lauderdale.knows what hes doing that one,could suck a watermelon through a crack stem.
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A long metal device for like seven bucks at auto zone that fits in between the door and window of an older car with mechanical locks that grabs the locking mechanism and pulls it up to unlock the door.
Taking a slim jim to a parking garage with no security at night to shop for radios and speakers.
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The absolute bottom of the hustler totem pole.The pettiest,shadiest,most scandalous and least respected motherfucker on the block who has no skills and must desperately scramble to be in the right place at the right time just to get to dig the change and lint out of a motherfuckers pockets.Usually a lush or a crackhead past his prime.Not above sucking dick for nickel hits or digging the alluminum cans outta dumpsters for recycling change.
I got these cheeseburgers!
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Ive got warts all over my ass and genitalia.
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The ancient philosophy that in order to attain true enlightenment one must live by the following rules.
1.Get a van,its cheaper than having to have a vehicle and a house too.
2.Spend the money you save on crack and
crack whores.
3.Use 7-11's for bathroom facilities.
4.When the block gets hot,go live in some other crackheads driveway.
All hail Ray the Van Man,Supreme Guru of Vanism.
"Dont laugh your mom might be in here."
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That U.S. President that started the very first version of the IRS,freed the slaves,started the civil war,and jumped out of a window with his dick in his hand.
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.
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