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Unicorn

A fabulous horse with a horn on its head that farts out rainbows all though very simular to a Pegasus in many aspects the unicorn can't fly.
Use full unicorn facts:
·A group a unicorns is called a blessing
·Drinking their blood will make you immortal
·There horn is magical
·They are the national animal of Scotland
·They are know extinct because Noah excluded them from the ark (this one is just legend)

Person: hey what's the coolest animal.

There's one really fabulous one :Person 2
Person: which one is that?

The unicorn of course :Person 2

by the unicorn of banterbry March 26, 2015

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