N.I.L.F.

N.I.L.F., or simply "nilf", is the abbreviation for "nun I'd like to fuck." In other words, it is a woman ordained in the sacrament of Holy Orders that one desires to engage in sexual intercourse with.
You're probably quite strange if you think a nun is a N.I.L.F., but I'm not judging.

"I only go to church so I can see that N.I.L.F. in the back row praying the rosary."

Guy A: "Oh man she is such a NILF!"
Guy B: "...That's just wrong..."

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jizzbin

1) a bin of jizz

2) an insulting yet still affectionate term for someone.

Person A: Hey what's that in the corner?
Person B: Dude, don't look! That's my jizzbin!
Person A: Gross, man. Clean that up or else I'm not gonna hang in your room anymore.

Jizzbin: Hey what's up?
Person: Yo Jizzbin!

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